Poll How to make this sentence read properly:

As a thank you for the use of your Brain Meat, I bring you this song. Hee!

omg, my sweet Utah family is going to never ever forgive me for this book I'm writing. Ferserioz.

ETA: go to femmenerd's LJ and write her Rupert Grint RPF so I can read it, too. No, I meant that last part.

[ETA 2] GOT IT!! Thank you - the sentence will be completely re- ( Read more... )

So, the BFF moved to the panhandle of FLAHrida. And while I'm certainly not denigrating an entire state (some of my favorite flisters are Floridians, after all *Alpha shout-out*) there does seem to be a high concentration of WTFery in the backwoods of FL/GA.

( Sweet Classy Lassie from Tallahassee )

Okay, I'm just going to put this out there. I know we're all supposed to be "tra la la" and not voice opinions for fear of the internet lawyers coming down with e-suits to cart you away to... fake jail, but I'm going to. I AM GOING TO. If it takes:

• a moldy mascot costume
• a hole cut over the genitals of that costume
• someone else in a similar ( Read more... )

This is to continue that snowball, and to (hopefully) make you feel smarter, if only by association.  I'll kick a quick shout out to she who got the ball rolling, dodyskin

( Wow.  Just...  wow. )

I find myself unmotivated to do the many things I should do, so instead, I will give you the Greatest Story Ever Told. Not Biblical, although it does involve man vs. nature.

( Be warned: A Pomeranian was hurt in this story, thus, the funny. )